 Our
drummer, Steve Richmond, provides us with plenty of comic relief
with the way he puts things sometimes. What follows is the first
installment of Steve-ism Of The Month.
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| November 2006 |
When describing a good friend: "He's
as straight as the day is honest."
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| October 2006 |
"Be careful getting in your
bunk. You might get closetphobia!" |
| September 2006 |
"I choked in mid-air!" |
| August 2006 |
"My back is bothering me. Must
be my psychiatric nerve." |
| July 2006 |
"The Grand Canyon Islands" |
| June 2006 |
"umbiblical cord" |
| May 2006 |
"I hate chocolate. I think it
should be demolished from the face of the earth!" |
| April 2006 |
"Use this flashlight - it works
great in the dark." |
| March 2006 |
"I woke up asleep on the couch." |
| February 2006 |
"I've never had the desire to
go to New York City. I don't care a thing about seeing the Eiffel
Tower." |
| January 2006 |
Instead of saying, "It was an afterthought."
he said, "It was an underthought." |
| December 2005 |
When we were discussing the awkwardness
of talking to someone on the phone but not being sure who it was,
the general consensus was to wait it out and try to avoid the
embarrassment of having to ask who they were. Steve's answer to
the predicament was simply to say, "To whom is the party
I'm speaking?" |
| November 2005 |
On breakfast: "I don't like
to eat breakfast unless it's really late - like early morning." |
| October 2005 |
When told by J.P. that he was the Yogi
Berra of Country Music, Steve replied, "Hey, hey, Boo,
Boo!" |
| September 2005 |
"The cell phone was ringing
off the wall." |
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August 2005
|
When describing a car accident a friend
of his was involved in, he said:
"He rear-ended him - head on!" |
